Watch out and get down
Elite Sorceror Assassin
Magic that surges on
Magic that burns
Elite Sorceror Assassin
They're here to kill
Here to maim
Feeling unknown
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
Fireball thrown
Now here comes the cone
I'm going to make you quiver
Take second best
Put me to the test
Things on your chest
You need to confess
I will deliver
You know I'm a misgiver
Watch out and get down
Watch out and get down
Elite Sorceror Assassin
Feeling unknown
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
Fireball thrown
Now here comes the cone
I'm going to make you quiver
I will deliver
You know I'm a misgiver
Watch out and get down
Elite Sorceror Assassin
Watch out and get down
Music: Any version of 'Personal Jesus' will do
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
The Flaming Dervish
Beware, for this is a tale of danger and violence.
Our heroes, wandering through a cave, saw a light up ahead. Unsure of what it was they approached with cation. The closer they came, the more clearly the figure became.
It was a huge beast, more then three men abreast, covered in flames that would engulf you or I. It wielded numerous weapons that looked to have been forged by Bane himself. [wait for gasping] When it spoke, it's voice boomed at a level which could shatter the toughest glass.
Normal people such as you or I would have run at the sight of this hideous beast, but not our heroes. As they gazed upon it, their courage did not waver. When it announced that it was here to destroy this world, they announced that it would not be alive for another day. [wait for cheer]
The valiant adventures grabbed their weapons but the dervish was up to no good. Instead of fighting them head on, he cowardly used tricks and plots to defeat these foes. Before a single blow could be landed, he disappeared. His cunning plan would be to trick our heroes to think he had gone, and when the time was right he would strike. But he wasn't counting on Chari the wise whose supreme devotion to her god allowed her to seek out this evil beast. She sped forward tapping into the divine power to guide her. But alas she was too late, the dervish became visible again and struck out at the unsuspecting heroes. [wait for gasping]
But the lowly blows of the viscous demon were not strong enough to overcome these defenders of good. Within moments they held their swords which shone in front of this abomination as candles in a deep darkness. The monster felt the power sting of Tenblades, driven through by its wielder, Jareth with the strength of ten men. But the beast would not be brought down, so Sam holding his shield which held this evil back, struck out with his sword, carving through flesh and bone. Grundle the fairest dwarf of them all, spun around and charged the fiery monster with all of her strength. As her weapon touched the demon, she channeled her magic through it, burning the monster. The demon dervish yelled out in pain however it would not relent and prepared his next counter attack. But Vorel, who is as beautiful as she is powerful, blasted the hideous monster with her arcane might. As if the air itself turned onto the monster, it was struck with an immense force. With this last act, Vorel sent the demon back from the hells it came. [wait for cheer] And with that act, these valiant heroes saved this world and many others from an unspeakable faith. [wait for applause and bow]
Our heroes, wandering through a cave, saw a light up ahead. Unsure of what it was they approached with cation. The closer they came, the more clearly the figure became.
It was a huge beast, more then three men abreast, covered in flames that would engulf you or I. It wielded numerous weapons that looked to have been forged by Bane himself. [wait for gasping] When it spoke, it's voice boomed at a level which could shatter the toughest glass.
Normal people such as you or I would have run at the sight of this hideous beast, but not our heroes. As they gazed upon it, their courage did not waver. When it announced that it was here to destroy this world, they announced that it would not be alive for another day. [wait for cheer]
The valiant adventures grabbed their weapons but the dervish was up to no good. Instead of fighting them head on, he cowardly used tricks and plots to defeat these foes. Before a single blow could be landed, he disappeared. His cunning plan would be to trick our heroes to think he had gone, and when the time was right he would strike. But he wasn't counting on Chari the wise whose supreme devotion to her god allowed her to seek out this evil beast. She sped forward tapping into the divine power to guide her. But alas she was too late, the dervish became visible again and struck out at the unsuspecting heroes. [wait for gasping]
But the lowly blows of the viscous demon were not strong enough to overcome these defenders of good. Within moments they held their swords which shone in front of this abomination as candles in a deep darkness. The monster felt the power sting of Tenblades, driven through by its wielder, Jareth with the strength of ten men. But the beast would not be brought down, so Sam holding his shield which held this evil back, struck out with his sword, carving through flesh and bone. Grundle the fairest dwarf of them all, spun around and charged the fiery monster with all of her strength. As her weapon touched the demon, she channeled her magic through it, burning the monster. The demon dervish yelled out in pain however it would not relent and prepared his next counter attack. But Vorel, who is as beautiful as she is powerful, blasted the hideous monster with her arcane might. As if the air itself turned onto the monster, it was struck with an immense force. With this last act, Vorel sent the demon back from the hells it came. [wait for cheer] And with that act, these valiant heroes saved this world and many others from an unspeakable faith. [wait for applause and bow]
Monday, January 28, 2008
The vicious battle against the undead beast
A town was being plagued by the undead
And our heroes sought to put a stop to that
But when they approached, the gate was barred
So they head to the source, the town's grave yard
Days went by and they searched
Unknown to them what dangers lurched
In the den of the night,
The guarding Paladin called Al shone bright
As she watched the darkness ahead,
Something watched back and it wanted her dead
Without warning it bursted into open charge,
A beast undead, slimy and very large
Woe striked at the unprepared guard
Is this the end of this tale of bard?
Her scream pierced the night sky
But then Jathred let out a battle cry
Her companions, now awake
readied themselves to bring about ache
The battle raged on,
and our heroes themselves seemed to have grown
Spells were being cast left to right
And music wavered in the night
Then without warning Grundel, the wizard, shot forward like a spear
And the vicous beast seemed to tremble in fear
The damage was done,
The monster had better run
But before it could, it was brought down by Sam,
in one final sonic-laced slam
In the end all that remained to be said,
was that Jathred's dairy read,
that of all the monster's dread
he wasn't the one who made it permenantly dead
And our heroes sought to put a stop to that
But when they approached, the gate was barred
So they head to the source, the town's grave yard
Days went by and they searched
Unknown to them what dangers lurched
In the den of the night,
The guarding Paladin called Al shone bright
As she watched the darkness ahead,
Something watched back and it wanted her dead
Without warning it bursted into open charge,
A beast undead, slimy and very large
Woe striked at the unprepared guard
Is this the end of this tale of bard?
Her scream pierced the night sky
But then Jathred let out a battle cry
Her companions, now awake
readied themselves to bring about ache
The battle raged on,
and our heroes themselves seemed to have grown
Spells were being cast left to right
And music wavered in the night
Then without warning Grundel, the wizard, shot forward like a spear
And the vicous beast seemed to tremble in fear
The damage was done,
The monster had better run
But before it could, it was brought down by Sam,
in one final sonic-laced slam
In the end all that remained to be said,
was that Jathred's dairy read,
that of all the monster's dread
he wasn't the one who made it permenantly dead
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